The Lions beat the Buccaneers

(Apologies for the font and font size. It's a bit "off" in this post). The Detroit Lions won their second consecutive playoff game yesterday, beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 31-23. Before the game started at 3:00 PM, I was compelled to go out and burn off a little steam with a two-mile run. I got back home just in time for the kickoff. The Lions' win was partially powered, on my end, by Metallica's Master of Puppets . When my anxiety and total annoyance with game color analyst Cris Collinsworth reached its breaking point, I turned the volume off on the TV and popped in Metallica's Master of Puppets album to "soundtrack" the game. It was partially in honor of Lions coach Dan "Dantallica" Campbell, noted enthusiast of the band. I figured he'd approve. "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" was playing when the Lions scored the go-ahead touchdown in the 4th quarter to make the score 24-17. Somehow, the lyrics of that song somewhat matched...