Ron Swanson's hilarious "Visions of Nature" speech





The funniest speech I’ve heard in quite awhile. Ron Swanson’s "Visions of Nature" art show grand opening speech from Parks and Recreation. Worth quoting in its entirety:


"Ok, everyone, shut up and look at me. Welcome to Visions of Nature. This room has several paintings in it. Some are big and some are small. People did them and they are here now. I believe that after this is over they will be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech."

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Anonymous said…
haha, thank you. I was just trying to find the text for this. Had me crying.
April 29, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Unknown said…
^same. the first ron&tammy ep. is my favorite.

"who set the bed on fire?"

"I DID!"
May 5, 2011 at 2:48 AM
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